Funky Trunks

Boys' Trunk Sidewinder T Sexy Rexy

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Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.

I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.

Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming.

Our palaeontology department has made another ground breaking discovery, uncovering a beauty pageant conducted during the Jurassic-era by what looks like, the first ever humans, perfectly preserved by the alcohol found in their hairspray. The swimwear section of the pageant includes similar designs to what we’ve recreated today.